Darlings, aside from the known fact that your Fab believes that once a woman commits to a bee hive hairdo, there isn’t a man alive that won’t be downright low maintenance by comparison (it is true Darlings, it is). Aside from that, you should know that The Fab is a figment.
How and why a middle aged woman decided to invent an imaginary friend (the Fab), then gave that figment an entire web site all to herself is best left a mystery. Of Course it is Dears, trust the Fab, even though she isn’t really.