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Art For Appliances!

Darlings!   Yes, the Fab has been away for a while.  As the Fab explained below, Mary was all off on a tear and there is nothing a Fab can do about that when it happens.

In the midst of Mary’s creative cavalcade she was cruising eBay looking for magnets to cast into some of her creations, to turn them into the height of domestic decoration –  the refrigerator magnet.  Don’t scoff Darlings, in the world of accessible and meaningful art, your child’s crayon on filler paper gesture drawing held to the fridge with a favorite magnet beats anything in a fancy frame found at the Louvre.

A hand written grocery list held to the fridge by a clever or meaningful or funny or useful or themed or matching your decor magnet becomes  performance art as you pull the list down, add to it, put it back up, take it down again to scratch things off all in a slow motion commentary on the ever changing nature of domestic life.  Darlings it IS Art if you mean it to be.  Well it is.

Anywho, as Mary was eBaying magnets, she hit one of those full stop, laugh out loud, take a closer look, just have to buy it right now moments.

But first, Darlings…

It is a known fact that there are two kinds of people on this earth; people who love cats, and people who know someone that loves cats.

You may be able to tell from the photo below, Mary is one of the first sort of people.

annoying kitty sprawls on the bed

This is a sleeping barn cat. You may notice that he is not only not in a barn, he is napping sprawled on the bed. Apparently, Mary thinks that "Barn Cat" is a breed rather than a lifestyle.

Mary claims to have “barn cats”.  I think that she thinks that because her cats go outside when they want to, and catch mice when they are in the mood, and have actually been seen near the pole barns, then they are therefore “barn cats” instead of “pretty much where ever they please, when ever they please cats”.

“Barn Cats” sounds more country and it is far snappier.

That the “Barn Cats”  also come inside when they want to, but spend almost no time in any building even vaguely resembling a barn, seems to not register with Mary.

Anyway, the laugh out loud moment came when Mary was wandering around eBay and spotted the artwork below.

Kitty's A Tree Today

This is the artwork for "Kitty's A Tree Today", isn't the gesture of kitty priceless? The colors are wonderful, I found the whole piece absolutely delightful!

“Kitty’s A Tree Today”  (Laughing) If you live with cats, you know that half the fun is speculating as to why they are doing what they are doing. Zen exercise? Method Acting? Watching cats is better than watching the Tee Vee.

In this watercolor,  the gesture of the cat is perfect, the colors are wonderful, the whole painting is a delight. Love it, love it, love it! That the artist makes it available as a print AND as a refrigerator magnet was too cool to pass up.  Mary poked the “buy it now” button as fast as she could, so she now has a funny beautiful magnet on her fridge that she sees and laughs at every day.

To get your own — Click on the photo of Kitty’s A Tree Today to go to Angel Kitty’s Web Site, or – click on the link below to shop Angel Kitty Designs on eBay.

eBay Seller: angelkittydesigns: painting, art items on eBay.com.

“Kittys A Tree Today”  Still Laughing Darlings!

Tree of Life

Sometimes, when your alter ego gets all worked up over something, you just have to let them work through it, even if it means that a Fab then doesn’t have time to write entertaining and enlightening posts to her darling readers. This has been the case the last several weeks.  That Mary has been all fraught with notions on The Tree of Life.

Ok, the notions didn’t take up all the time (when do they ever – except when Congressmen and Senators decide that a notion would play better as an emergency?).  Where was I?  Oh, notions not needing much of an investment of time or attention. Notions that turn into ideas and then decorative wall hangings are an entirely different matter.

Chalkware, instead of allowing the Fab to write and post,  that horrible Mary invested our time in drawing and carving, mould making and  mixing and poring and curing and painting. Well, she did.  This is what she did with our time.

Then this …

I don’t think she has it out of her system yet.  Mary was mumbling something about Saint Jude, Sunny, and Stars I hope she isn’t going to lump them all together.  She might though, never know.

It is always all about the cheesecake

Darlings, Note before you start — this recipe makes 3 nine inch round cheesecakes.

Cheesecake freezes beautifully.

What? You haven’t seen cheesecakes in the frozen foods section?  Of course you have.

Did you know that in the United States, July 30 is (the unofficial) National Cheesecake Day?

The Fab wonders at us, we are now declaring unofficial national holidays for pastry.

Big Batch Cheesecake

Crust
Preheat oven to 325 degrees
In medium sized bowl combine:
3 Cups all purpose flour
1/2 Cup sugar
1/2 Teaspoon baking powder
1/4 Teaspoon grated lemon peel (from real fresh lemons not the dried stuff in the jar)

Mix well, then add
1 Cup softened butter (real butter, I use salted butter, if you prefer sweet butter, that works fine too. I have no idea what fake butter or shortening will do to this recipe and I don’t want to know, if you try either, please do not tell me.)
Mix again until all ingredients are combined. You should be able to easily form a pliable ball from the dough with your hands.

Pliable like pie crust or play dough, not sticky.

If the dough seems stiff or wont form a ball – add water one tablespoon at a time until you can form a pliable ball.

Divide the dough into three pieces. Smash the dough into the bottom only of three nine inch spring form or straight sided cake layer pan. You can get all neat about it and roll the dough out and cut a nice circle then lay that in the bottom of the pan, but you were just smooshing the dough around with your hands to form a ball then divide it in three so you decide if you want to get out a rolling pin.
Bake the crust in your preheated (you did preheat — right?) oven for 10 minutes. You don’t want the crust to brown, just set, it will finish browning when you bake the cheesecake.

Cheesecake
Remove your pans from the oven, set aside to cool. Turn the oven temperature up to 350 degrees.
In a very large bowl combine
9 eight ounce packages of softened cream cheese.
3 cups sugar
1/3 cup all purpose flour
1/2 tablespoon grated lemon peel
1/2 tablespoon vanilla
Mix -Mix – Mix
then add
7 eggs (I use extra large eggs — but cheesecake is pretty forgiving so if you use large or jumbo it should not make a huge difference. If you use small eggs, you are on your own.)

3/4 cup 1/2 and 1/2

Mix until well combined. Pour cheesecake mixture into your prepared pans.

Bake at 350 degrees for around 50 minutes. Cheesecake is done when only the middle 2 inches of the cake jiggle when you move the pan slightly. Take the cakes out of the oven to cool. The middle will finish setting while the cake cools.

After the cake has cooled run a spatula around the outside of the cake to loosen it from the side of the pan. Do not remove the side of the spring form pan at this point. Cover cake with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator to chill at least four hours before serving. If you are going to freeze the cake, skip the refrigerator and put the plastic wrapped cake right into the freezer.

Raspberry Sauce
2 cups frozen whole raspberries
1 cup sugar
Place the raspberries and the sugar into a heavy saucepan. Heat over low heat until the berries are thawed and stirring combines the berries and the sugar into a liquid. Increase heat to medium. Cook, stirring frequently until the mixture reaches the “jell” stage on a candy thermometer.
Chill sauce and serve over slices of cheesecake.

One nine inch cake should be cut into at least 16 slices.

Pillar of Fire

Ok, it LOOKED like a pillar of fire

Last night’s sunset was most spectacular Darlings.  Here, anyway the setting sun had what appeared to be a pillar of fire shooting right out of the top of the setting sun.

The photo doesn’t do it justice, of course, oh you can see the effect but the reality was truly spectacular.  Spectacular as in “is this a sign of the end of the world?” Breathtaking.  On the other hand it was very cold last evening, as the Fab stood in the snow staring gap jawed to the west.  So, the breathtaking might have been the cold air along with the unusual sunset.  The cold air certainly (as it turns out) was the cause of the “pillar of fire” which is in the non overly  enthusiastic non dramatic world where scientists live called a Sun Pillar.

Clearly if a scientist can explain it, and other folks have photographed it, the end of the world isn’t imminent.  At least from this light in the sky,